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How to Know a Man

November 1, 2018 Sammi Rudkus

You Can Know a Man by How He Treats His Dog My dog sleeps on the couch, shits outside, and…

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‘Woke’ is Hipster-Speak for Liberal Bigot

August 13, 2018 Sammi Rudkus

When someone refers to himself as ‘woke,’ I immediately feel doused in egomaniacal arrogance as though I were sitting in…

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Going Green and Not Changing a Thing

July 31, 2018 Sammi Rudkus

LISTEN INSTEAD I know everyone has their own agenda and plans for life. I simply try to take a more pragmatic…

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Hope you’re well. What do you want from me?

July 23, 2018 Sammi Rudkus

LISTEN INSTEAD I am exhausted with politeness. It’s disingenuous, and being disingenuous is exhausting. Please do not think I mean…

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I’m less like Jesus, more like God

July 16, 2018 Sammi Rudkus

LISTEN INSTEAD In Western culture, Jesus seems to have really mellowed people out—and that’s probably for the better. But I…

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